When you’re a cyborg adventurer like me, you meet a lot of people.

I met B’Hon and her lost tribe while I was investigating a series of disappearances near a forest up north. We hit it off after we took down an evil wizard together (he’s doing a stretch in an extra-dimensional prison right now). She even moved to the city so we could be closer.

This was fun at first, but her mistrust of technology became a real problem. She would grab a weapon and hide every time I turned on the TV. I’d have to calm her down. Refrigerators were a complete mystery to her. It all came to a head when, out of ignorance, she tried the slay a commuter train.

She eventually got homesick and I helped her pack.